Saturday, 1 June 2013

The things we have to give up


                       The things we have to give up...


It’s official !

 After 20 years of accumulating useful things (such as raccoon skin hats, didgeridoos, wooden fruit, emu eggs and “penis gourds”/true story, look it up)......we have started the MASSIVE undertaking of de-cluttering our home......after removing the considerable layers of dust...we make a big pile and go through it all... no item escaping scrutiny.... each being sorted into either the “Garage Sale Pile”, the “Throw Away Pile” or the “Give Away Pile”.


We have offered many of these prized possessions to friends and family with, curiously, very few takers.....so now I just show up at people’s houses, object in hand offered as a gift.....I won’t lie to you, there have been a few raised eyebrows and some nervous/ shaky thank yous ! It goes something like this: “ Hi there ! ....I found this angklung (Indonesian Instrument made of bamboo) in my living room and I thought this was the PERFECT thing for your home.....You are WELCOME my friend, you are welcome ....




Garage sales have been successful so far, but only because we have resigned ourlseves to let things go for ridiculous prices....it is amazing to me that what was a valuable work of art on display in our house for 10 years, when picked up and carried twenty feet to the garage suddenly gets demoted to "junk" in an "Everything for $2 !" cardboard box. Oh well....we just grin and bear it as we haggle over 25 cent with our neighbours....and as I feverishly try to tell the new owners all the stories that go with each treasure....and some kind souls actually hang around to listen....bless them.


Now there are a few MUST haves that I can not bear to be parted with which will either go to storage or come on board with us.....one of them being my dear old friend, my classical guitar...which sounds like it has a wet blanket sitting on it when I play...but I love it anyways ! It has been with me everywhere and I will not leave it behind. I have images of me playing it under a palm tree somewhere... or when we are stranded for days in the doldrums (dead calms) of the Atlantic Oceans.


Today in his infinite wisdom, our captain came home with a replacement for my guitar...something that will take up “less room” as he says.... I think he just likes it because its new and kind of a cool gadget......  needs NO amplification....I have to admit it does look pretty gnarly....

This got me thinking about all the things we need to give up, or replace for reasons of storage space and practicality...... here are a few examples: 



THIS 


                                                                                    Becomes this 







AND this⤵  ...                           Becomes  this
           




    This⤵ somehow becomes ....                This ⤵                                           
 









Similarly ...this ⤵     marvel of engineering 




turns into this slightly
 damper one    








But then again ..... the view from my bedroom window....


SUDDENLY BECOMES....